Dear, Diary - Bin Laden's Journal Has Been Seized

As we approach the 10th anniversary of the World Trade Center attacks the mood, while still glum, seems to be a bit lighter since the killing ofterrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden. America is still celebrating the death of Bin Laden and little by little information has been released regarding the findings of the Navy SEALs.

Among the findings, however, may just be Bin Laden's most humiliating, yet possibly very informative, personal belonging. His hand-written journal has been discovered! He has long been known to jot down his ideas and thoughts in a diary. Along with the journal, about 100 flash drives and five computers have been found.

Now, I wonder... aside from possible plans for attack or confidential information, what would Osama's diary be like if he had the mind of a 12-year-old girl?

What does he write when he's not busy planning evil deeds? Could he possibly draw funny doodles in the margins? Maybe he's a 1990's kid at heart and had a "Slam Book" and passed the diary around to his terrorist friends. I could totally picture Osama walking around with a Lisa Frank-illustrated Trapper Keeper and a pencil box with built-in sharpener.

Dear Diary,

(sigh) I'm not feeling too hot these days. The modern face of evil

is looking younger and younger by the day. I'm getting old and

gray. I tried JUST FOR MEN... but it's JUST NOT THE SAME.

Ten years ago I was the poster girl for terror. But now..... :-(

My mind and my heart still yearn for evil, but has my flame

flickered out over time? I don't know.... but I'm glad I have you.

I wuv yoo, Diary! Only you understand me :-)

And I can only imagine all the porn and pirated music this guy must've had in those computers!

I know he was a terrorist but he was still a red-blooded guy. I bet he had a slammin' mix of Gansta

Rap, some Kenny G and William Hung's complete discography. As far as the porn... well let's

Leave that to the imagination.

To read the story of his seized journal click here.